How many of these laws are not applied to you?
- When you have to unlock a door and you have your hands full with 10 big, heavy bags…the key will be placed in the opposite pocket from the hand you hardly managed to free.
- The only time when the door closes by itself is when you left the keys inside.
- When your hands are full of soil, your nose begins to tickle.
- When you have the impression that everything is going very well…it’s because you missed something important…
- When you manage to stay calm when everyone near you is desperate… it’s because you didn’t get the entire gravity of the problem.
- Problems are not created, neither solved, they just transform!
- You’ll get to the phone running exactly in time to hear that the other one hangs up.
- There are always two good movies on two different channels on TV…but always at the same time.
- The probability to drop food on yourself during lunch is directly proportional with the necessity of keeping your clothes clean!
- Any human body, sink in a foamy, relaxing bath…makes the phone ring!
- Any human body, sit on a toilet, makes the door bell ring!
- Wind’s speed increases directly proportional with the price of the hairdressing recently made.
- If you decide, after many years, to throw away something you haven’t used for a long time…Not more than 3 days will pass until you’ll desperately need exactly that object!
- Always, when you get somewhere in time, no one will be there to notice that, but when you are late with only 5 minutes…everyone will be already there…and everyone will look at their watch and then look at you!
- Don’t take life serious, after all, you won’t survive it!
- If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
- If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
- If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
- Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
- Every solution breeds new problems.
- Enough research will tend to support your theory.
- When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: (1) the two cars are going in opposite directions, and (2) they will always meet at the bridge.
- Smile... tomorrow will be worse.
- Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
- You never run out of things that can go wrong.
- No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
- If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
- The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
- Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
- If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
- An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
- All's well that ends.
- A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
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