Tuesday, March 6, 2007

National Geographic

The episode of today will relate the intercommunication and interactions between the male and the female of the bipedal primates belonging to the mammalian species, Homo sapiens in the family Hominadae. Like most primates, they are social by nature. However, humans are particularly adept at utilizing systems of communication for self-expression and the exchange of ideas.

Between the elements of the specie they have established a variety of traditions, rituals, ethics, values, social norms, and laws which form the basis of the society. Humans also have a marked appreciation for beauty and aesthetics which, combined with the human desire for self-expression, has led to sexual innovations such as performance, position and speech.

Humans are also noted for their desire to understand and influence the world around them, seeking to explain and manipulate natural phenomena through psychiatry, psychology, mathematics and sociology. This natural curiosity has led to the development of advanced tools and skills; humans are the only known species to build fires, cook their food, undress themselves, and use numerous other artifacts.

However there are a slight difference between the males and females. Let’s start from the beginning of their ages to understand them. At the beginning nobody can note any differences between a male and a female, unless they are undressed.

By the adolescence (10th years old), the male starts the puberty phase first than female. Puberty is the stupid phase that everybody needs to pass, until to be a grown-up. The male begins to have unpleasant conversations, using unknown terms with the female. She always looks the male with some indifference and snobbism. The male becomes more impetuous in their actions and try to put its hands on the bottom and on the two soft, rounded parts of the female's chest that produce milk after she has a baby.

Of course, at this age the female is not prepared for the reproduction, so she simply slaps the male and gets him away from her. The male frustrated discover the self-pleasure process, putting its hands on his thin piece of body. The female will discover the self-pleasure process much later.

By the twenty ages, the female starts to know what the real pleasure is, and seeks to get pleasure and love at the same time. The female realizes that she can find a kind of specie of love, but she discovers that there are many specie of pleasure.

The male at this age usually finds a partner quickly and get married. He adores his wife, while she becomes to get bored of the same specie of pleasure. The males remaining single start a process of auto-criticism, and close themselves into shells.

By the thirty ages, all the males have some kind of mental perturbations. There are single males, separated males, divorced males and married males. The single males continue their self-pleasure process and when they find a partner the entire subconscious becomes at the top, asking to the partner to switch partners. The separated male has real mental problems. He thinks that each time the female wants more pleasure that the last time. It seems a speedy car which ends on the road without gas. And some... does not have gas at the beginning. The divorced male usually needs some psychological help in the beginning of the new life. And that’s the problem. The psychologist uses some kind of beautiful words that bewitches the male. After these psychologist sessions the male has afraid to meet a female. The married male is kind, likes to be with the ‘second’ female, talks with her and falls in love with her.

Meanwhile, the female realizes that the wife of such married male is a saint, and tries to understand why she got married with him. This situation, when critical, is like a proportional inverse function, as more the male get in love deeper for the female, as more the female wants the male away from her. The female at this age does not have patience for melancholies neither to teach the male how to live.

And by now, we will make a short pause. Enjoy the commercials, we will return soon.

1 comment:

tekkenage said...

Girls discover self pleasure later... I'm not sure about that! But I hope you have already found yours;)